throwback to when i still went to church

he should atleast have worn nipple tassles

Your body to them is a distraction because men have been socialised to believe women are to blame for them being aroused by us. Heaven forbid they teach young men self-control.

That reminds me of something a friend of mine told me about. He and his girlfriend went to a Pentecostal service, one of the ones with the really strict dress codes. They were both dressed up nice, but she was wearing pants, and the pastor took the aside to talk to them about "church appropriate attire". Just to mess with the guy, he had his girlfriend take off her pants right there in his office. As the pastor stood there shocked, she handed him her pants and said, "Here, put these on." His reply? "No, those are ladies' pants!"