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How many litres of holy water do you drink each day?

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ozgirl51226-30, F
Depends on how many miracles im scheduled for
Leggs46-50, F
I saw some preacher on TV giving away free spring miracle water.

I am wondering if he could send several gallons a week for free. Might cut down on my water bill a bit.
Drinking it dilutes it before it can reach my black heart. So I have to go with the old school red rubber bag holy water enema once a day.
Jaydee731-35, M
A Jedi only consumes from which he knows is pure.
Does that answer your question, young apprentice? No? May the force be with you 馃槉
I am holy water
Torsten31-35, M
@Mistakesmakeus right here bud
@Torsten i never said it was me
KyleRenn31-35, M
You kidding? I'd burst into flames. 鉂わ笍鈥嶐煍ヰ煐
Mindfulness51-55
I don't, it burns.
Bang5lutsM
What is a litres? Is that French?
Whyme41-45, M
Whyme41-45, M
@Bang5luts too many sluts ya need more holy aqua
Bang5lutsM
@Whyme
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for the sins I commit, the priest told me I just better gargle it
Leggs46-50, F
@saragoodtimes Christ 馃檮

HUUUUU HU HU HU HU HU HU

Torsten31-35, M
I cant drink any. It burns
Torsten31-35, M
@Mistakesmakeus just seen youre the holy water. I think we should keep our distance
@Torsten i never said i was holy water now gimme a hug
romell46-50, M
If god is the ultimate provider ..every drop of water we drink is holy ..so I drink my share
Whyme41-45, M
Humm liters you canuckian too or english ?
AthenaArenaF
@Whyme I'm Irish
BlueSkyKingM
I put in a packet of powdered drink mix to give it flavor.
nedkellyM
Does this include alcohol 馃 and coffee 鈽曪笍
Whyme41-45, M
@nedkelly lol jesus turned it into wine so why cant ned
lostinparadise31-35, F
Not enough just can't seem to keep the demons away
LostNForgotten31-35, M
1 most of the Day

20 at the gym
Jenny123451-55, F
There isn鈥檛 enough supply for me
Mier9126-30, M
4-6 bottles of water each day.
deadgerbil22-25
No idea but not enough
Rickg26-30, M
Gallon a day
Rickg26-30, M
I can christen anyone who鈥檚 into golden showers @Rickg
NerdyPotato31-35, M
None. It burns too much...
馃槄 it's a secret
alkynesoftrouble56-60, M
Holy water?馃懝
Leowett51-55, M
romell46-50, M
uncalled451-55, M
ShenaniganFoodie36-40, M
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iamonfire69636-40, F
Not sure there鈥檚 enough to make me pure again 馃槑馃き馃ぃ
thepersistentpanda31-35, M
@iamonfire696 Very much same. 馃槍
iamonfire69636-40, F
@thepersistentpanda We are both in good company then 馃き

 
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