Fall asleep on me, why don’t he?
Damn. He’s a real heavy sleeper too. Could probably sleep through 9.0 magnitude earthquake. I should just continuously poke his chest with my two index fingers until I fall asleep.
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HumanEarth · F
Couldn't you just slide out from under him
Ducky · 31-35, F
@HumanEarth That’s only happened once. When it did, I woke up really thirsty and he’s so much more heavier than me, I had to use all my strength to push him off me, as gently as I could. Even as he rolled over to the other side of the mattress, he didn’t wake up. 😂
HumanEarth · F
I told mine I was taken them to vet. Jumped up like a scared dog
(Didn't really happen, but wanted to make you laugh)
(Didn't really happen, but wanted to make you laugh)