Talking in my sleep again. 🤯😴

You are standing in your bedroom naked, staring at your reflection in the mirror. You can see your breasts and your hairy bush, and you know your body is female, but your arms and legs do not look female, your muscles bulge. You have more muscles than some of the men at the gym, and your face is hard, like a man's, a little mustache showing. Your boyfriend calls from the other room "Angela, are you ready to go?". Just like that, it hits you, your name isn't Angela and you reach for the scissors to fix your hair.

Sorry honey for waking you but I had to roll you over to check your plumbing! I wanted to make sure I was in the right bed with the right woman!

In my childhood i used to sleep walk. Also repeated that once when I was grown up. Thank God I don't this anymore. But i also don't sleep anymore 😞

It’s gotta be a puppet show gone awry… right?

Maybe it was actually Peta, the female name, and you were an East European spy looking for the nuclear material 🤔

You were Peter Pan?