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guys...things women must see on your resume\profile

1. you must have been arrested and spent time behind bars
2. you must be covered with lots of tattoos
3. the fewer teeth the better and extra points if they are black
4. platinum credit card with minimum 10k credit available
5. slap them around hard and a lot instead of being respectful, kind and a gentleman
6 most important of all you must be BLACK and BIG
Ynotjenn · F
I was hoping I’d find this amusing or witty ...or something.
But alas...I don’t. :(
Guess I just don’t quite get it.

It just comes off as bitter for whatever reason.
🤷🏻‍♀️
1490wayb · 56-60, M
@Ynotjenn i meant it to be humorous...and also its truth in my observations
good grief charlie brown haha
Ynotjenn · F
@1490wayb Where the hell are you observing any of that?? 🤣. You need to surround yourself with better people Mister
JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
I am SO GLAD that you, a random older white man on a random and obscure social media site, have cracked the case. You got us...you have women ALL figured out.
1490wayb · 56-60, M
@JaggedLittlePill i didnt use the word ALL
this is just a review of my experience in recent years.
JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
@1490wayb I'm sure it is. I absolutely believe that. 🙄
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
Only 10k credit...? Piffle. I want a commie worth at least few million.

So. Women don't go anywhere near you huh.
Platinum · M
I won't get the job...my resume is the opposite...
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Miram · 31-35, F
Bitchy old men complete me.
@Miram 😌
smiler2012 · 56-60
i assume these are obviously what woman do not want out of a relationship with a man and this isc a form of sarcasm @ 1490wayb
You must be worth at least $30 Billion and a member of senate.

If Pablo Escobar can do both, so can you. No excuses.



 
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