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guys...things women must see on your resume\profile

1. you must have been arrested and spent time behind bars
2. you must be covered with lots of tattoos
3. the fewer teeth the better and extra points if they are black
4. platinum credit card with minimum 10k credit available
5. slap them around hard and a lot instead of being respectful, kind and a gentleman
6 most important of all you must be BLACK and BIG
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JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
I am SO GLAD that you, a random older white man on a random and obscure social media site, have cracked the case. You got us...you have women ALL figured out.
@JaggedLittlePill You don't love me immediately because I'm black and my cocks huge?! But the old white dude said you would!
JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
I mean....fuck. I have been doing this ALL wrong. My husband surely doesn't have a platinum card with 10k limit. I really got jipped!
JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
@MalcolmY I am sorry. I think, maybe I didn't get the memo.
@JaggedLittlePill Dont worry baby girl I got three good teeth and 45 tattoos for you to find. Let's go.
JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
@MalcolmY Oh yesss, now you are speaking my language!
@JaggedLittlePill okay. I gotta come clean...I maybe black and my cock maybe enormous and I may have tattoos and an enviable bank account but...I have all my teeth
@JaggedLittlePill I'm sorry you had to find out this way
JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
@MalcolmY I am sorry. I can't be associated with someone with a full set of teeth. It is against my female religion.
1490wayb · 56-60, M
@JaggedLittlePill i didnt use the word ALL
this is just a review of my experience in recent years.
JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
@1490wayb I'm sure it is. I absolutely believe that. 🙄