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guys...things women must see on your resume\profile

1. you must have been arrested and spent time behind bars
2. you must be covered with lots of tattoos
3. the fewer teeth the better and extra points if they are black
4. platinum credit card with minimum 10k credit available
5. slap them around hard and a lot instead of being respectful, kind and a gentleman
6 most important of all you must be BLACK and BIG
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You must be worth at least $30 Billion and a member of senate.

If Pablo Escobar can do both, so can you. No excuses.