Do you have family members that try to force you to dance at every single stinking family function?

Especially weddings. Oh my god I don't dance. I am not a dancer and I definately don't dance around in front of other people unless I drink a metric crap ton of liquor. Sheesh two years ago a cousin of mine got married and she and a few other family members tried to bring my grumpy cat self to dance with the others. I said fine. Stood for a minute on the dance floor and went back to the table and drank. GAHHHHHH I AM NOT A PERFORMING MONKEY! THIS MONKEY DOESNT DANCE MONKEY DANCE TO THE ORGAN GRINDERS SONG. I have another wedding to attend this summer and they best believe I'm not dancing.

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TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

i dont dance.. full stop.

Neurotoxin · 31-35, M

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout you can join me at the grump ass table

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

deal

Neurotoxin · 31-35, M

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout drink and complain about the music choices. You know the usual crap like the macarena, don't stop beliving, the locomotion

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

just perv on the gals who do dance ;D

Neurotoxin · 31-35, M

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Oh hoooooo no not at my family functions hell no. You even get caught looking and it's like oooh so you like them? When are oyu getting married? When can we expect grandchildren?

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

my reply.. do i get to taste the milk before buying the cow? oO