Who wants to marry me? 🥺 I promise to not make it last forever

@TheRealBarbossa Tell him it could be like a vacation for him.

@Lostpoet why do you think he sails as much as he does? 😜

@solitaire I'm strong, generally do what I am asked, and I can turn you on to some good books and poetry.

@Lostpoet Na, I'll pass 🙏

@GoFish Not at all but I have a PhD in being single and it no fun.

@Lostpoet ah idk that i was ever single as an adult anyway lol

@ShenaniganFoodie stop calling me Lisa lol

@lissah

@lissah OK, sorry Mary

@StygianKohlrabi Ok, but I'm a just steal everything while you sleep😴

📺🏃🏼💨

@Lostpoet oh no! *hides paperclip collection*

@Jokekilla like the other side of the world? Lol 😅 jk I'm just teasing you

@greensnacks The exact opposite but I have a job now and I give back to the community.

@BuzzedLightyear You can be whatever you want on my posts brother. 💪🏼

@Lostpoet no you wouldn't. I think you would be fine.

@Lostpoet Get a dog

@NeddyKelly That would be easier but we couldn't consummate the marriage.