Marry my butt

Has it been ridden hard and put away wet......mind you I'm all about asphalt. 🧐

I’d love to

I'll officiate

Unfortunately, I can't do that. 😔

I’m up for it

Just that? 🤔

Then we could honeymoon in Europe.

With this ring I ————

I’m not not into it

Well, if that's what it takes, I do.

Is it still a virgin

Only your butt???

Will your butt sign a prenup?

is your butt emotionally available?