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I’d try for an Outer Mongolian yak farmer who’s 5’6 tall.
calicuz · 56-60, M
Now I know we're doomed. 🤦
Moneyonmymind · 31-35, M
@calicuz that’s an understatement
meggie · F
What about one-legged goat cart driver who is 6ft 10 when the goats come to a sudden standing?
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
Whoever is nicer lol
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deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@empanadas with predictable consequences lol no room for complaining
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Reject them both and find your match on here
Bowenw · 61-69, M
I suggest getting to know both better until the choice becomes obvious to you.
Gingerbreadspice · F
What’s wrong with being 5’4 that’s probably about your height?
MasterLee · 56-60, M
They are the same guy he just used a pornsite picture. He is really 5'2" 249 lbs and has 2" meat with horn rimmed glasses. He has a foot fetish and loves goldfish in diapers.
His breath smells like corn nuts and onion rings.
The mole on his nose is not oozing today.
He has an account on sw but I better not say who as it would violate the TOS.
His mom has tried to get him to bathe this week.
His breath smells like corn nuts and onion rings.
The mole on his nose is not oozing today.
He has an account on sw but I better not say who as it would violate the TOS.
His mom has tried to get him to bathe this week.
Could be worse. You could have met ME.
Lulujeans · 26-30, F
@SmileOnYourBrother actually you seem so normal compared to them😂
Degbeme · 70-79, M
KingofBones1 · 46-50, M
You could go for the guy with one leg.And who lives in his mother's basement stroking himself to princess leah
oxala52livecom · 61-69, M
Met me and became with 3 problems. I go to you and I help you solve it
Why not all three?
Why not all three?
MaBalzEsHari · M
Does either one have tats on their face? If so....that's the one I'd pick.
Docdon23 · M
Why choose? date them both and see what you think.
jehova · 31-35, M
Do you like short men?
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
you down with the downs?.. 🤔
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
Go w Downey
jackrabbit10 · M
both of them,
KralArthur · 18-21, M
Neither...😝
Asianpersuasion · 36-40, M
Wtf
Moneyonmymind · 31-35, M
Are you trolling us or something? 🤨
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empanadas · 31-35, M
Dear god, im speechless on the first one.
😂...i would help you but you love making the wrong choice regardless
😂...i would help you but you love making the wrong choice regardless