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Katiatavrovich · 31-35, F

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Katiatavrovich · 31-35, F

@Benjr134 the answer is in the photo 😊

Benjr134 · M

@Katiatavrovich oh his giant member was in someone else’s hands. Jk.

BigGuy2 · 31-35, M

@Katiatavrovich ... his 😘 was GREEN, wise move 🤭🤭🤭

Elessar · 26-30, M

Sardines marinated w/ vinegar 💀

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

@Elessar stop sleeping with unclean women, signore!

Jeephikelove · 51-55, F

Deep fried snake

Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F

@Jeephikelove I don't think I could come up with a better one lol. Regurgitated deep fried snake maybe. 😅

McDs value meal

BrandNewMan · M

Durian

Ferric67 · M

@BrandNewMan so she's good for you but hard to shallow

BrandNewMan · M

@Ferric67 No .. definitely not good for me .. maybe rotten durian

Tarnished · 26-30, M

Ackee. Pretty to look at, can be potentially toxic once you take a bite.

Allelse · 36-40, M

Pizza that later leads to a really bad case of food poisoning.

AlittleBitGenX · 46-50, F

Burnt eggs

Nunki · 31-35, F

Frog legs

rachelsj · 22-25, F

Tasted fine, just upsets my stomach

Fourgetmeknot · F

Microwave meal

Noodles

TIstillwaitinggsc69 · 51-55, M

Vomit

sahi81 · 22-25, F

Tasty looking cake made of salt in it instead of sugar. Nothing is enjoyable except those strawberries/cherries on the top.

JohnRing · 56-60, M

Anything you can enjoy for 15 minutes but have hours of debilitating heartburn afterward.

SinlessOnslaught · M

Does a category count? Tapas

BizSuitStacy · M

Mold on cheddar

Quimliqer · 70-79, M

Outdated milk!!

KingofBones1 · 46-50, M

Bland oatmeal

Nanori · F

Pickled fish

V00doo

Water soaked white bread

DonaldTrumpet · 70-79, M

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Jenny1234 · 51-55, F

@DonaldTrumpet are you taking about Ivana there? 😂

DonaldTrumpet · 70-79, M

@Jenny1234 TheYz OnLyz ways she’s maDEz MuneYz was Off me
Likes MOsTz wimenZ

we BuRrIEDz her OnZ My GOLFz couRSEz.

SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

Shart

Dino11 · M

Appetizer

Girlbehindthecurtain · 31-35, F

@Dino11 is that good or bad?

val70 · 51-55

Belgian pickles

Somewhereovertherainbow · 46-50, F

Too salty

Gibbon · 70-79, M

#2

ImperialAerosolKidFromEP · 51-55, M

Staining chowder is the best thing I can think of that rhymes with "restraining order"

ShenaniganFoodie · 36-40, M

7 days old prawn head

empanadas · 31-35, M

Peanut butter and fish soup with jalapenos

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