What's the weirdest way you've ever broken up with someone?
In my early 20s I dated a guy and things were great in the beginning. Over time he did the whole hot and cold thing and I got irritated with it. I also caught him looking at other women online and confronted him about it. Things got better after I blew up on him but then he went back to going distant and weird. I actually tried to break up with him the conventional way a few times but he just wouldn't let me go and would just reel me back in by dumping affection onto me and going all hot and interested. I finally had enough one day after spending a few hours with him pretty much leaving me alone to rot in his room while he did whatever else. I ended up urinating in his trash can in his room and made up an excuse to leave. Never called me again. It pains me to have to act so trashy but I had to do what I had to do since he wasn't letting me go. My only other option was getting loud and belligerent and maybe violent.