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Sarah123 · F
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
Are you from Tennessee because you're the only 10 I see. I'm sure it was a joke. 😂
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
Nice legs,when do they open.
MougyWolf · 36-40, M
wanna fuck?
NakedLezzie · 26-30, F
Some one told me they would bet me $20 that they could kiss me on the lips without touching me. Then after kissing me, gave me the $20 and said, "Best $20 I ever spent."
SW-User
My friend to a girl : I have aspergers
Girl : wow cute! (proceeds to kiss him)
Yes, he looks like a model
Girl : wow cute! (proceeds to kiss him)
Yes, he looks like a model
Cavedweller · 46-50, F
My reply to "how do you like your eggs in the morning" was "unfertilised." Not really a bad pickup line.
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
i thought i've heard it all but today it's an sour dough bread recipe c/p.
SonoLogan · 26-30, M
Hey is there a mirror in your pocket? Because i can see myself in those pants.