What's the worst pickup line you've ever heard?

I hope all of these are jokes, but I'm sure someone has tried them all before.

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NakedLezzie · 26-30, F

Some one told me they would bet me $20 that they could kiss me on the lips without touching me. Then after kissing me, gave me the $20 and said, "Best $20 I ever spent."