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41-45, F
Australia
Single
Homosexual
Discussion, Friends, Look Around
5386 views · 182 followers · Joined: November 6, 2016 · Online: Recently (date?)
I can resist anything but temptation..
About Me
Days Active
2 Yrs Active
Questions
500 Questions
Join Time
1st 9 Mths of SW
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2500 Comments
In a devious ploy to receive more tuna or roo on their dinner plates
the cats tried to put me out of action. Don't tell me they weren't laughing their furry arses off when I slipped on their spilt water and ended up a painful lump on the kitchen floor. Back from the doctor's: nothing's broken just...
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Apr 14, 2019
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I've read that males can grow either large amounts of hair
Facial and scalp, or bigger testes. But not both. Thoughts?
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Apr 13, 2019
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I'm completely loving my online purchases.
So far today I've had a delivery of beer, whisky and a cheeseburger. Gotta love it.
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Apr 13, 2019
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Just as the caterpillar thought the world was ending
she became a butterfly. "What if I fall?" What if you fly?
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Apr 13, 2019
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So what's wrong with accepting pleasure where you find it?
If you can help the fringes of a nasty reality come crashing in, if you can provide some respite, some love, why not?
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Apr 2, 2019
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Anyone had a brush with a potential serial killer/wrong 'un?
I have. I was fourteen and in a popular gay bar called The Mars Bar. I was with my girlfriend and we were drinking pints and having a fine time. We were approached by an older woman who invited us outside for a smoke: of the ganja variety. We walked...
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Mar 23, 2019
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I've got an open bar on offer.
All that's required is intelligent conversation and a love of cats. We can vy for control of the remote, have discussions over what's best on Netflix, maybe soothe that one person who can't handle my strong and sticky buds. I just don...
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Mar 22, 2019
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Now you've gone and done it.
I'm onto you.
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Mar 17, 2019
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If the dead could speak of the last words spoken to them, that sealed their fate
They'd be "Nice to meet you, Jeffery Dahmer. Yes, I'd love to pose for some photos at your apartment. " "So you're name's Charles Manson? You say you can change my life and you have a ranch?".
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Mar 6, 2019
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Too much of the good life coupled with a weird angle.
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Mar 4, 2019
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What's your all-time best hangover remedy?
Mine is bacon and eggs, coffee, water and codeine. Not necessarily in that order.
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Mar 1, 2019
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Have you ever had an unhappy birthday?
My sixteenth was maybe a shade unhappy but it ended in an all night binge of LSD, the meeting of many strange people and of my second girlfriend.
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Mar 1, 2019
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Oh, hi. Yep, coffee's ready.
Where's the remote? Under the cat. Make yourself at home.
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Mar 1, 2019
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Okay, folks! Who wants to play the collective noun game?
Examples. A murder of crows. A pride of lions. If we're being a bit more non-linear, an angst of goths. Give me your best for: politicians, window washers, bakers, mothers and sociopaths.
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Mar 1, 2019
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I've accessed my stash of pain pills.
For a legit complaint. I need someone to rub my head and make the coffee. In return you can choose the movies AND hold the remote control, help yourself to cold beer and leftover Chinese food, play with the cats and snuggle with us on the (very com...
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Feb 23, 2019
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If she hadn't died in 2008
I'd give an arm and or a leg to knock back some beers with Betty Page. What a life she led! And what a legacy she left.
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Feb 21, 2019
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For those who remember Anita Cobby..
Michael Murphy died today. He was one of a savage pack of wrong 'uns who tortured and murdered Anita Cobby. Bring on the devil and his pitchfork.
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Feb 21, 2019
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Just back from the vets.
Riff had a Wellness Check Up. She howled the place down despite no thermometer up the jacksie, had a long and mournful conversation with another caged cat and had a minor hiss at the vet who was palpating her tummy. It took a while for her to forgiv...
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Feb 21, 2019
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Coffee is god at my place.
Come on in. Yeah, the cats don't mind sharing the couch. Do you take milk or sugar? Help yourself to a Netflix movie.
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Feb 20, 2019
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In kindergarten, the little boys banded together
to hang me from the tyre swing. All because I told the little girls that if they were showing their underwear to the boys, the boys should show theirs. The boys didn't like this. So they tried to hang me.
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Feb 16, 2019
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