Had the absolute bejesus scared out of me two nights ago.I was chatting with my best mate and she started stuttering really badly and tripping over her words, she basically couldn't communicate. It sounded like a stroke. I tried to get her to call an ambulance but she wouldn't (scared of hospitals) so I... See More »
Even although it's happening in DecemberI'm excited for it. I refer to a Friday 13th midnight screening of the Rocky Horror Picture Show at my favourite art deco cinema. Before the show a few friends and I are nipping into a local vegan cafe; I'm not vegan but it's more for my friend.... See More »
Not sure if I've posted this before but here it is. My Captain Spaulding t-shirt!! Extra special since Sid recently died.. (2)
This wee darling won't let me sleep.She wakes me up at dawn by pulling the blinds up at dawn and by clawing at my Bipap machine which is expensive and sensitive. Then the "love" scratches and nips begin. She doesn't want food or water or games or cuddles: she just wants me UP. Anyone... See More » (1)
So we've been having adventures, Riff and I.First "adventure" was her running away for a day and a night. Little bit scary. Second? She fell behind the fridge. I had to move an incredibly heavy fridge on my own as she cried and howled. I think it was that burst of strength that mama's get... See More » (1)
I'm indulging in my Rotten Tooth.You know how some folks have a sweet tooth? I'm kind of into the dark and slightly twisted side of things. I call it my Rotten Tooth. So, I'm all snuggled up with the cats watching a documentary on Dennis Nilsen. Now there was a man with issues.
Hmmm? What do you think? This is the very first photo of Riff. She'd been in the flat for about ten minutes. Fresh from the shelter. (1)
I'm reflecting on the people in my life who I've had to let go of.For many and varied reasons but primarily because they were toxic and slowly poisoning me. There was one friend in particular and I still think of her even when I don't want to. She stole meds, jewelry and money from me and to top it off left a... See More »
I can't donate blood or eggs.Which is a damn shame 'cause I wanted to donate both. I'm on too much medication. I guess I'll just have to contribute to society in my own way. I'm already a kick arse aunty to a beautiful five-year old boy, and I'm generally a productive member... See More »
I know it's a cliche butreal friends talk shit to your face and say nice things behind your back. Are you kinda blessed in the friend department or not so much?
She's done it again.Here I am, ensconced in a warm blanket when I hear suspicious noises coming from the bathroom. I get up to investigate to find my little cat Riff has pulled all of the toilet paper off the spool and is sitting in the middle of it all looking very... See More »
Sometimes it's good to snuggle under a blanket and watch cartoons.I'm keeping warm with said blanket and one toasty feline. She loves watching TV. Particularly cartoons, for whatever reason. I'm content. I've had my morning coffee and the painkillers are doing their thing. It's a good morning.
I'm a ROCK IT girl..And I'm kinda floating in the warm narcotic womb flesh that can only be Endone. This is the Happy House and we're happy here,in the happy house. All good things here. Fresh coffee, Scottish potato and leek soup bubbling away on the stove, two amorous... See More »
My best mate has small plants in her front window so I decided to gift hersome Bonsai seeds. Not just any ordinary Bonsai seeds, NEON BONSAI. Yes. Indeed. Neon green and pink. We're both excited to watch the seeds sprout. She's just told me that in the fine print we're not to expect fledgling growth for 18 months to 2... See More »
And the award for worst luck involving bone fractures iiisssME!! I've fractured my knee. The cats had been splashing in their water dish and muggins here slipped on it. Landed crack on my right knee. An x-ray or two later I'm hobbling about the flat with the cats making sure I sit still. At this point God... See More »
When I get madand I get pissed, I grab a pen and I make a list..of all the people who won't be missed YOU'VE MADE MY SHIT LIST.
Waiting on the non-urgent police to arrive.I've just had a fellow in a hoodie trying to look into my kitchen window. The kitchen window looks out to the courtyard, I share a communal thoroughfare with four other people. I might add I live on my own. I'm not sure what the cops can do but if... See More »
Smudge really gets into my guitar lessons.She sits in my teacher's case and meows along with the music. Blues girl. (1)
Just saw the absolute trippiest clip on Facebook.It was filmed in the 50's, and it featured an average house wife...dosed with pharmaceutical grade LSD. She was extraordinarily articulated and explained her experience way better than most trippers. I'll try and supply a link.