What would you do if your boyfriend (girlfriend) introduced you as a friend?

Take my pants down and have a shit on the carpet.

Some older people think "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" sounds cheap and rude. Friend is an all around better description for people of my generation.

If I had a dick I would fuck the grandma in the ass in front of the girlfriend. She can't complain if we're just friends. Then if the girlfriend takes me back, I would wait till she was a sleep and take a shit in her mouth 👌🏻👌🏻. But really, she's been sucking his dick for 3 years and he's still saying they're friends. He's probably fucking other people too.

I'd tell the grandmother we met on an adult baby website.

Well Grandmothers need to be sheltered from certain things.

Sleep with her sister.

After 3 years? Yikes. I would be pretty upset. I might call him out on it right there and say something like "yeah, we're such good friends that we've been dating for 3 years" 😃

Say, "I don't sleep with my friends. Sounds like we need to have a talk."

I said it was my parole officer.. No one has a sense of humour anymore... 😔

Sleep with her grandmother.

Haaaaaa 3 years id b pissed

I think I'd feel disappointed