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How to make a man Happy:

1.give him sex.
2.give him his personal space.
3.dont check his phone behind his back.
4.dont bother him during his personal time.


to make a woman Happy you need to be

1. a lover.
2. a companion.
3. a father.
4. a comedian.
5. a brother.
6. a plumper.
7. a master.
8. a chef.
9. a decorator.
10. a carpenter.
11. a mechanic.
12. a stylist.
13. a sexologist.
14. a gynecologist.
15. a psychologist.
16. a good listener.
17. a sympathetic.
18. a pest exterminator.
19. an electrician.
20. an organizer.
21. a good father.
22. creative.
23. intelligent
24. strong.
25. depended.
26. dependable.
27. warm.
28. tender.
29. understanding.
30. always honest .
31. attentive.
32. tolerant.
33. ambitious.
34. courageous.
35. passionate.
36. romantic.
37. athletic.
38. supportive.
39. chivalrous.


and you need to :

40. go shopping with her regularly.
41. give her compliments regularly.
42. give her gifts regularly.
43. give her alot of attention.
44. give her alot of time.
45. give her alot of space.
46. be very rich.


and always keep in mind :

47. she is always right even if she is not.
48. you are always wrong even if you are not.
49. its her business where you go and when you come back.
50. its non of your business where she goes and when she comes back.
51. never look at other girls.

and NEVER forget the following :

*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she made long ago
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TinyViolins · 31-35, M
I know this is meant to be an exaggeration for humor's sake, but the sad thing is that it's not that far from reality.

That said, if you're an attractive man, you can easily skip 90% of these qualifications
RubySoo · 56-60, F
@TinyViolins skip them? An attractive man may think he doesnt need to make as much effort.....but he does...he sure does....
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
@RubySoo Maybe in your generation. These days, it's optional
RubySoo · 56-60, F
@TinyViolins lol.....you have a lot to learn hunni.
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
@RubySoo How many women have you tried to make happy in a relationship?
RubySoo · 56-60, F
@TinyViolins hundreds actually as friends, sisters, family.

As i say....men fall down by trying to give what they think we want and need instead of finding out what we actually want and need.

Theres about 10 items on that list that if guys got those right the rest fall into place.
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
@RubySoo Why don't these women you've talked to just tell men and save themselves the trouble?
RubySoo · 56-60, F
@TinyViolins some of them do!!! And many men dont listen. Communication between the sexes is dreadful. My husband still does stuff ( or doesnt) and says... ' i thought thats what you wanted' ....but he didnt ask or check...if hed said ' would you like me to (whatever)' id have said....no thanks....
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
@RubySoo That would be grounds for leaving the relationship then, wouldn't you say? Unless their attraction to the man overrides the need for the man to put forth the effort
RubySoo · 56-60, F
@TinyViolins dont be ridiculous! No relationship would last more than a week if that was the attitude!!!

We will have this conversation again in 30 years when youve been married as long as i have and you can tell me what youve learned.
Good luck hunni x