Will you help me find a girlfriend?

It shouldn't be a hard thing to do

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JonathanC · 61-69, M Best Comment

I offered MrMax a girl in her 20s but cautioned that sex could be physically dangerous. He told me, "Well, she'll just have to take her chances."

MrMaX · 100+, M

@JonathanC You're cool, you know that?

SimplyTracie · 26-30, F

I did see a woman here that is in her 70’s. Is that too young?

MrMaX · 100+, M

@SimplyTracie Yeah. We come from two different generations. She probably won't get most of my jokes.

SimplyTracie · 26-30, F

@MrMaX Yeah. You’re right.

FurryFace · 61-69, M

at that age unless you're wealthy otherwise nope

MrMaX · 100+, M

@FurryFace Damn! It always comes down to the age factor for me.

FurryFace · 61-69, M

@MrMaX i don't expect a relationship anymore at my age either

SW-User

No, man. You gotta not look for them in this neck of the woods 🤗

MrMaX · 100+, M

@SW-User Any suggestions where I should look then?

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

Geriatric ward is located off site. Try there!

royalblue1193 · 31-35, M

I can't even find one myself

SW-User

Try the old folks home since your 99

MrMaX · 100+, M

@SW-User Most of the folks in there are too young for me, they're in their 60s and 70s. They're babies. I guess I'm destined to loneliness but I though I'd put this post up just in case anyone out there can find someone for me.

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MrMaX · 100+, M

@Dogvacuum Can I just get you a McDonald's meal or something instead?

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silentkillx2 · F

sure for some cash, ill hook u up

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silentkillx2 · F

@Dogvacuum cools

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MrMaX · 100+, M

No one does anything for charity anymore, eh? @silentkillx2

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