We're going to a hotel tonight. What do you suggest I do first?

Eat the pillow-mint!

Check for left over bodily fluids

Pack some things

Checking in would be a good start...But seriously it depends on what you're going there for.

remove bed covers and put the in a corner, they are not washed as often as the sheets

I need to take Her to a hotel. Wine and dine, the total privacy and magic. 💕

Not really a hotel person. Make reservations.

Jump on the bed!! 😆

pick me up

Drinks🥂

Check bed for bed bugs before getting in it, unless you don't mind having crotch crickets or any other kind of critters hanging around.

Check in