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1) I'm a newdist, so you don't have to figure out ways to get me undressed. You can't be disappointed. 2) I have an even temper and good disposition. I'm very happy, an optimist, and have a nice big smile. 3) I cook very well, have a large screen...
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175 replies 1281 views Apr 14, 2018
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carrieyouhome · 22-25, F
If you ever find a guy like this, send him my way 🙏
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Aug 14, 2018
anythingoes477 · M
@carrieyouhome FOUND. PM me and I'll tell you what else there is to know about me. ☺
+ 0 · Reply · Translate · Aug 19, 2018
Vegastyle95 · 26-30, F
Never thought about advertising #3
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LondonCowboy · 51-55, M
You can come and cook for me Miss 😎😘@Vegastyle95
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@LondonCowboy I don't do French, Indian, Asian, or Mexican. Pretty much anything else goes. Kebab?
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · Aug 22, 2018 · Edited: 6 yrs ago
LondonCowboy · 51-55, M
Kebab would be great 😊😎😘@SW-User
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dondon · M
But do you have a soundproof basement though?
+ 3 · Reply · Translate · Jul 27, 2018
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@dondon No basement. Just a lovely apartment and private yard.
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dondon · M
@SW-User pffff no basement, no deal
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SW-User
Baked goods that is the perks fellas
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SomeMichGuy · M
@SW-User lmao
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Mguinm · 51-55, F
I'm sold!
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SomeMichGuy · M
ummm you win on all points 😊 but the feet behind your head is particularly tantalizing and awesome!
+ 3 · Reply · Translate · Jul 19, 2018
froggtongue · M
Well with qualities like those, it's no wonder you're already taken. Soon as you become available, I'm sure you'll let us know, right? 🙃
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · May 22, 2018 · Edited: 6 yrs ago
AmyDcan · 31-35, F
you sound amazing :)
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AmyDcan · 31-35, F
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@AmyDcan You two would make a cute couple!!
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LondonCowboy · 51-55, M
@AmyDcan You would make a nice couple 😊 You should ask her out on a Date ❤️
+ 0 · Reply · Translate · Aug 23, 2018
ron122 · 41-45, M
You sound pretty perfect. Your guy is really lucky to have you
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · May 5, 2018
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@ron122 Gal
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · May 16, 2018
ron122 · 41-45, M
@SW-User Sorry lol. She is really lucky
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · May 16, 2018
nemike · 61-69, M
If your "someone" ever disappears...well, feel free to call! 😁

But, seriously, good for you! You sound amazing!
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Apr 17, 2018
warnbrobeachlover1 · M
Like the big smile part than can make a persons day having a beautiful smile
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Sep 3, 2018
Snuffy1957 · 61-69, M
You sound like the perfect girl!
Already have someone? That is one extremely lucky partner you have :-)
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Apr 24, 2018
Captainawesome · 36-40, M
So the smile and feet behind head won me over. Your smile is beautiful.
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Aug 14, 2018
Bluesky52 · 61-69, M
i'm sure you're getting a lot of applications,
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Jul 29, 2018
Bluesky52 · 61-69, M
very nice perks,,,,,,i'm married,but you have good perks,
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Apr 24, 2018
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@Bluesky52 I'm perky- in more ways than one! 😏
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Apr 24, 2018
Bluesky52 · 61-69, M
@SW-User awesome,i'd love to know,
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · Apr 24, 2018
Lackwittyname · M
Those are some outstanding perks!!
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Apr 16, 2018
SW-User
All great reasons to date you!
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · May 23, 2018
melbeacher · 61-69, M
Omg you sound incredible !!
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Jul 6, 2018
ninjavu · 51-55, M
1) Awesome!

2) Useful.

3) Final point is awesome!

10.0 from all judges, except the Russian judge who only gives you 9.9.

But I'm deducting another point for the lack of a link to the application form! But sadly I don't think that will be forthcoming given you've apparently said farewell. 😟
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Mikedewars · 70-79, M
I love everything about you. When are you coming over?
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · May 6, 2018
AngelKrish · 26-30, M
Nice to read that!
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · May 21, 2018
Pleasingyou81 · 46-50, M
You’ve just been labeled the perfect woman..
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Aug 30, 2018
in10RjFox · M
Wish newdism becomes a religion in future ..
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Jul 30, 2018
Exhibiter100000 · 61-69, M
Nice. I’m glad you do.
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · May 2, 2018
Itsmrsockmonkey · M
I love your list!
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Apr 17, 2018
Nobody28 · M
Sweet credentials 😍
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Apr 30, 2018
missit15 · 56-60, M
wow and man or woman's dream.... or fantasy girl!
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Apr 17, 2018
Lilred2289 · 36-40, F
This made me laugh :)
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Aug 27, 2018
SW-User
Awesome. 👍
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Apr 14, 2018
LondonCowboy · 51-55, M
You had me at Newdist 😂😘
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Jul 16, 2018
CaptTibbles · M
Guaranteed to already be taken lol
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Jun 1, 2018
rayoflight · 46-50, M
You had me at " I'm a newdist"!
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Aug 4, 2018
zork0000 · 56-60, M
And you look like you could be Anna Silk's sister.
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · May 16, 2018
zork0000 · 56-60, M
By the way, she also is Canadian. I stumbled into a Lost Girl location in Mississauga a few years ago.
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · May 16, 2018
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@zork0000
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zork0000 · 56-60, M
Wow, you can hold your own against either of them! You don't happen to have a daddy thing, do you? Otherwise, I'm might be too old for you to put up with my flirting.
*fingers crossed* 😉
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SW-User
👍🏻👍🏻
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Apr 21, 2018
Jimgeneration60 · 61-69, M
SHE TAKEN FOLKS OH WELL
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Apr 15, 2018
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@Jimgeneration60 Taken, not stirred.
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Jimgeneration60 · 61-69, M
@SW-User your funny you beautyful clown. They got jobs for you on hbo cable mighty funny lady
+ 0 · Reply · Translate · Apr 17, 2018
CaptTibbles · M
Sign me up lol
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Apr 29, 2018
jackson55 · M
A happy girl that Cooks? If you're a good cook I don't care what you wear or not.
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Apr 24, 2018
melbeacher · 61-69, M
You sound like a keeper to me !!
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Aug 12, 2018
Elegy · 46-50
I cook very well, have a large screen TV, a well stocked bar, and can put my feet behind my head.

Greatest sentence ever typed.... maybe. 🤔
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · Sep 2, 2018
EKR1989 · 31-35, M
You sound perfect!!
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · Apr 17, 2018
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@EKR1989 I'm a good looking brunette, and younger.
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EKR1989 · 31-35, M
@SW-User Sounds hot!!
+ 0 · Reply · Translate · Apr 18, 2018
nemike · 61-69, M
@SW-Useroh stop it! You're just trying to get us to fall in love with you! ;)
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · Apr 18, 2018
Mysteriousliaisons · 56-60, M
All very lovely and intriguing but do you have any wine 🍷... it’s a deal breaker I’m afraid 😌
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · May 23, 2018
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@Mysteriousliaisons I do. Everything from champagne to Bordeaux and Merlot.
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · May 23, 2018 · Edited: 6 yrs ago
Mysteriousliaisons · 56-60, M
😳.
Any nice French Pinot noir 🤔@SW-User
+ 0 · Reply · Translate · May 24, 2018
Inquisator · M
But are you good in bed ? 😉
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · Aug 10, 2018
SW-User
@Inquisator Of course
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · Aug 10, 2018
Inquisator · M
@SW-User Glad we cleared that out, then you don't have to cook, turn on the tv or empty bar cabinet, but you might have to put your feet behind your head :-D
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EnglishLitLover · 56-60, M
feet behind your head sounds wildly and erotically awesome ...
....actually everything you write has a more than passing appeal!! xx
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neeneen · M
What's the catch? 🤔
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · Apr 24, 2018
neeneen · M
@SW-User I didn't want you anyway 😱
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · Apr 24, 2018
SW-User
@neeneen 🍇 Sour grapes
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neeneen · M
@SW-User 🍷
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bill266 · 41-45, M
Nudism is a great lifestyle
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looking4thesun · M
from alberta here :) well actually from BC but in alberta now
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GeorgeTBH · 31-35, M
nice perks :p
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · Aug 22, 2018
GeorgeTBH · 31-35, M
@SW-User four years still counts and nice
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LondonCowboy · 51-55, M
@SW-User So you are Irish ☘️ Now I know where you got your lovely Smile from 😊😘
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GeorgeTBH · 31-35, M
@SW-User kiss you your Irish well ok if you insist 😘
+ 0 · Reply · Translate · Aug 25, 2018
Petermatureuk3 · 56-60, M
Can you really put your feet behind your head? Oh, to be so supple!! Lol
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ASouthernGentleman · 36-40, M
Do you like hockey?
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zork0000 · 56-60, M
@SW-User Not everyone in Canada is into hockey.
+ 0 · Reply · Translate · Apr 18, 2018
SomeMichGuy · M
@SW-User THAT is ALSO a plus! 😉😆
+ 0 · Reply · Translate · Jul 19, 2018
Sarabee · 41-45
Can you shove whole polish sausage in your mouth
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Sarabee · 41-45
@Moosepantspatty too thick honey too thick
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zork0000 · 56-60, M
@Moosepantspatty Stop bragging
+ 0 · Reply · Translate · May 16, 2018
zork0000 · 56-60, M
@SW-User 5) You can quote Mean Girls
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DreamingOfSummer · 26-30, F
ha ha... seriously? What word didn't they like? Optimist or happy?
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · Apr 24, 2018
 
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