Perks of dating me:

1) I'm a newdist, so you don't have to figure out ways to get me undressed. You can't be disappointed.

2) I have an even temper and good disposition. I'm very happy, an optimist, and have a nice big smile.

3) I cook very well, have a large screen TV, a well stocked bar, and can put my feet behind my head.

Sorry for the posting delay. I had to change one word to avoid the content warning, and then SW warned I couldn't post again so soon. PS: Everything I said is true, but I already have someone.