Perks of dating me:

1) I'm a newdist, so you don't have to figure out ways to get me undressed. You can't be disappointed.

2) I have an even temper and good disposition. I'm very happy, an optimist, and have a nice big smile.

3) I cook very well, have a large screen TV, a well stocked bar, and can put my feet behind my head.

Sorry for the posting delay. I had to change one word to avoid the content warning, and then SW warned I couldn't post again so soon. PS: Everything I said is true, but I already have someone.

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zork0000 · 56-60, M

And you look like you could be Anna Silk's sister.

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@zork0000 Googling.

zork0000 · 56-60, M

@SW-User Lost Girl and the angry stewardess from the Nicorette commercials some years ago.

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@zork0000 I see some resemblance- if you go by my actual photos and not Julia Stiles'.

zork0000 · 56-60, M

I didn't really see the Julia thing nearly as much ...

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zork0000 · 56-60, M

By the way, she also is Canadian. I stumbled into a Lost Girl location in Mississauga a few years ago.

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zork0000 · 56-60, M

Wow, you can hold your own against either of them! You don't happen to have a daddy thing, do you? Otherwise, I'm might be too old for you to put up with my flirting.
*fingers crossed* 😉