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MaybeTooNarcissistic · 22-25, M
Sorry, there are only vitamins A-K. There is no such thing as Vitamin U, unless you are talking about Uranium, in which case it is a radioactive element, not a vitamin.
jackson55 · M
@SW-User 😉
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SW-User
@MaybeTooNarcissistic i've never seen anyone take something so literally and with so little humor

*giggles bc youre cute & i dont get it*
SW-User
@LvChris i only do cute pickup lines, i leave the creepy ones for U 😌
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@LvChris sheeeesh 😣
RoboChloe · 26-30, F
Here, have a supplement.

*gives you suspicious package*
SW-User
@RoboChloe what’s in the box?
RoboChloe · 26-30, F
@SW-User You'll have to open it to find out.

*hides*
SW-User
so bad it's good
SW-User
@SW-User you just described every part of my personality
SW-User
@SW-User 😅
Montanaman · M
Best pickup line?

"Romance dances just beyond the firelight, in the corner of your eyes. "💓
Montanaman · M
@SW-User a little cheesy?
SW-User
@Montanaman 🧀🧀🧀🧀
Montanaman · M
@SW-User okay, ok. Maybe just a smidge. 🙃
bearinthebigbluehouse · 26-30, M
Hheheheh, well now. ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)
bearinthebigbluehouse · 26-30, M
@SW-User Dun't worry!! Bear is medical student... I know aaaaaaall about injections and where they're best inserted. ┬┴┬┴┤ᵒᴥᵒᶅ💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉
SW-User
@bearinthebigbluehouse *closes door to blue house*
bearinthebigbluehouse · 26-30, M
@SW-User *opens trap door beneath the welcome mat so you fall into the dungeons* ┬┴┬┴┤oᴥoʔ ... Uh.. I mean.. Eh hem... Tsk, fine... Be that way... Boooooring.. 🍭\ʕ ¬ᴥ¬ʔ
Reject · 26-30, M
🤣 I like it! There's something really charming about bad jokes or pick up lines.
SW-User
@Reject everything so bad it’s good is great
cmh7882 · M
Every pickup line I have ever used has wound up being the bad pickup line of the day
SW-User
take me now
SW-User
@SW-User okie lets go
SW-User
@SW-User 😰 we’re moving too fast
SW-User
@SW-User what a quitter
Fangirlsarah1996 · 26-30, F
*Jumps into Mt. Doom*
SW-User
@Fangirlsarah1996 happy swimming!
JerseyGal · 51-55, F
Lol that's a new one to me! 😂
jackson55 · M
Like U need more sun?
goagainsttheflow · 26-30, F
haw haw haw!
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