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bad pickup line of the day:

my doctor says im lacking vitamin U 😏
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bearinthebigbluehouse · 26-30, M
Hheheheh, well now. ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)
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bearinthebigbluehouse · 26-30, M
@SW-User Uh.. Well...... It doesn't have to be now, atatatatatatalnta... We can save it for the nighty times. ┬┴┬┴┤oᴥoʔ/💉
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@bearinthebigbluehouse 👀 dude let’s not involve needles
bearinthebigbluehouse · 26-30, M
@SW-User Dun't worry!! Bear is medical student... I know aaaaaaall about injections and where they're best inserted. ┬┴┬┴┤ᵒᴥᵒᶅ💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉
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@bearinthebigbluehouse *closes door to blue house*
bearinthebigbluehouse · 26-30, M
@SW-User *opens trap door beneath the welcome mat so you fall into the dungeons* ┬┴┬┴┤oᴥoʔ ... Uh.. I mean.. Eh hem... Tsk, fine... Be that way... Boooooring.. 🍭\ʕ ¬ᴥ¬ʔ