bad pickup line of the day:

@LvChris i only do cute pickup lines, i leave the creepy ones for U

@LvChris sheeeesh

@RoboChloe what’s in the box?

@SW-User You'll have to open it to find out.

*hides*

@SW-User you just described every part of my personality

@SW-User

@SW-User a little cheesy?

@Montanaman

@SW-User okay, ok. Maybe just a smidge.

@SW-User Dun't worry!! Bear is medical student... I know aaaaaaall about injections and where they're best inserted. ┬┴┬┴┤ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

@bearinthebigbluehouse *closes door to blue house*

@SW-User *opens trap door beneath the welcome mat so you fall into the dungeons* ┬┴┬┴┤oᴥoʔ ... Uh.. I mean.. Eh hem... Tsk, fine... Be that way... Boooooring.. \ʕ ¬ᴥ¬ʔ

@SW-User

@MaybeTooNarcissistic i've never seen anyone take something so literally and with so little humor

@Reject everything so bad it’s good is great

@Fangirlsarah1996 happy swimming!

@SW-User okie lets go

@SW-User we’re moving too fast

@SW-User what a quitter