Consitency, loyalty, making her feel like a priority and like she's important in every way (remembering details, being responsible, always at her service, always making sure she's comfortable...). Simple really

Be able to cook
Be loyal, faithful, gentle, honest
Help around the house
Take my car to mechanic when needed
Organize the family birthday parties
MUST LOVE ANIMALS

When he does the dishes

Form a line, ladies. There's enough for everyone.

It only matters to tell the man I am with or want to be with. Otherwise it's no-one else's biz.

Doing all the laundry and cleaning the bathroom for the win

I think that changes throughout your life really

@CountScrofula

can you still get erections

You must learn to speak womananesse 👀

Prime numbers. And actually yes, I would find the Enigma Machine quite exciting 🤓

Only the hub knows my combination 🤐

Well that was a zero. No wonder guys get it wrong.

It's very simple, it doesn't involve men.

My history teacher

For foreplay, I love having my bottom playfully spanked and my Jade Gate kissed, lightly licked and firmly fingered until I'm ready for screwing.

penile dimensions?

Yeah, tell him @deadgerbil