Without being nasty or dirty give me some really bad advice about relationships. Always ignore...

firefall · 61-69, M Best Comment

Having affairs on the side will spice up your relationship, especially once it's revealed

SW-User

Be very selfish in every aspect of the relationship and ignore your partners needs, discredit their feelings and manipulate them into doing every your way. Know that they don't want their own identity because they are yours and will have to tolerate your whining, thoughtless, limp dick self.

Matt85 · 36-40, M

See everything as a red flag.

Jstbanannas1991 · 31-35, F

Just give him the cold shoulder to teach him a lesson

Adogslife · 61-69, M

Whenever you get a text notification, just tell your partner that it’s some “hot” person from the office that’s a recent divorcee.

They’re just reaching out for the best advise to get a promotion since they’re short on cash.

Pretzel · 61-69, M

you should always believe everything a guy tells you - especially on a first date

Furiosa

Trust them your bank account credit cards and all your passwords
Including your phone's

Suggestmeone · M

For Anniversary and special days take them to McDonald's drive thru and eat at a roadside picknic table

Teslin · M

Constantly interupting or "finishing your sentences"

GlitterEater · 36-40, F

Begin every day by insulting your partner.

Juvia · 22-25, F

When they're very upset tell them to calm down

Stephanidunord · 18-21, F

Don’t tell them when you are « late»

Ferric67 · M

funny, i do this all the time

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Germs. 😬

SW-User

Suddenly declare yourself polyamorous out of nowhere.

Lilnonames · F

When you argue make sure you block there phone and social media

NativePortlander1970

Say you're only with them for the paycheck, I broke up with a woman in Reno because of that. One morning out of the blue she demanded I pay all the rent, bills, gas, and groceries, so that she could save up for a cruise in the Bahamas with her parents for xmas, and that I wasn't invited.