Running into your ex

Ignore her. Pretend she is made out of invisible stuff. That's what I do. I've seen the ex exactly twice since I moved to this part of town. Both times I was driving, and now he avoids this part of town. Thank heavens.

Nothing. Just like the music lyrics from an old Dionne Warwick song... "Just walk on by."

I have not seen her since 1979, I would not even know what she would look like now

Good morning and keep walking??

Nothing.

It sounds like you're still invested which is only hurtful to you

Nothing at all. You’re under no obligation to acknowledge or speak to her.

Nothing. You do your thing.

You don't need to.

Show her this and say I’m better off

The best revenge is living well

You literally ran into her

I ran into my ex the other day, it was super awkward as I cheated on her.

Tell her to eat your pussy one more time so you can both work on your cardio, and then when she wants you to return the favor, jog off lol

That's probably an absolutely horrible idea, but was meant total as a bad SW joke...

And I see you're currently in a relationship, so never mind!

Tell her about your great relationship that's working? Or just talk about the weather until she gets annoyed? Lol or ask her about her current GF that she's currently cheating on, to piss her off?

Not a damn thing

Say "your shoes are open" and when she kneels down you kick her in the face 😡

Because like blowjob, it’s a term coined by prostitutes. So it was a job for them.