Only logged in members can reply and interact with the post.
Join Similar Worlds today 禄

Running into your ex

Went out for a morning jog and ran into my ex. Always so awkward. What do I say to the girl that cheated on me so many times and broke my heart? 馃槨馃槨馃槨馃槨
4meAndyouF
Ignore her. Pretend she is made out of invisible stuff. That's what I do. I've seen the ex exactly twice since I moved to this part of town. Both times I was driving, and now he avoids this part of town. Thank heavens.
ViperM
Tell her to eat your pussy one more time so you can both work on your cardio, and then when she wants you to return the favor, jog off lol

That's probably an absolutely horrible idea, but was meant total as a bad SW joke...

And I see you're currently in a relationship, so never mind!

Tell her about your great relationship that's working? Or just talk about the weather until she gets annoyed? Lol or ask her about her current GF that she's currently cheating on, to piss her off?
nedkellyM
I have not seen her since 1979, I would not even know what she would look like now
Barefooter2541-45, M
Nothing. Just like the music lyrics from an old Dionne Warwick song... "Just walk on by."
It sounds like you're still invested which is only hurtful to you
Quetzalcoatlus46-50, M
Good morning and keep walking??
Sharon131-35, F
[@946009,Quetzalcoatlus] yeah. That鈥檚 basically what I did.
Myzery36-40, F
Nothing.
Nothing at all. You鈥檙e under no obligation to acknowledge or speak to her.
scooogy26-30, MVIP
Say "your shoes are open" and when she kneels down you kick her in the face 馃槨
Because like blowjob, it鈥檚 a term coined by prostitutes. So it [b]was[/b] a job for them.
Strongtea18-21, M
I ran into my ex the other day, it was super awkward as I cheated on her.
Ferric67M
You literally ran into her
Sharon131-35, F
[@570658,Ferric67] lol. Kind of. At a crosswalk waiting for the signal. We just said hi and took off in different directions
Riemann31-35, M
Nothing. You do your thing.
DownTheStreet51-55, M
The best revenge is living well
Show her this and say I鈥檓 better off
SignalsM
Not a damn thing
SaturdayhasTURDinit41-45, M
You don't need to.

 
Post Comment
 
411 people following
Relationships
Personal Stories, Advice, and Support
New Post
Associated Groups Category Members