Ferric67 · M
I’ve done more with less and no one warned me nor complained
But you did 👀
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@0uijaFinger and don’t ponder, it makes me anxious
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
I'm a grown man
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@deadgerbil coulda fooled me ✋
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@CaptainBard you'll hear from my lawyer
MrSmartyPants · 46-50, M
If I get hurt someone needs to get the medical bill, thanks!!
hunkalove · 70-79, M
That's okay, Bardy. I've seen the video....
Boeing · 36-40
and it hasn't been the first time either..
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
But you didn’t 🤨
WillaKissing · 61-69, M
If you are warning me! After all our previous exchanges, fuck I am looking for a trap to spring forth upon me, A mass of club bearing fiends chasing me down to beat me, or the law to arret me for some form of harassment against you!
Flippen running as fast as I can, even while typing this out!
Flippen running as fast as I can, even while typing this out!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Okay I won`t, because you didn`t. 🤬
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Degbeme don’t take that tone with me either Degs ✋
Degbeme · 70-79, M
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Degbeme tap your foot all you want 🙄
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
You didn't warn me dear
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch you’re a bad listener dear
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@CaptainBard maybe if you tried to warn me I would've listened this time
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch 🤦♂
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
But you didn’t warn me that you wouldn’t warn me… 🥺
MellyMel22 · F
You can’t say that after it happens 😒
MellyMel22 · F
@CaptainBard It’s smoke, dammit!
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@MellyMel22 well now I can’t breath!
MellyMel22 · F
@CaptainBard You’ll live.
"Hey." is not a warning
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Bexsy it’s all I had time for
GoFish · 41-45, F
ok ☺
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@GoFish good go fish
GoFish · 41-45, F
@CaptainBard ☺
empanadas · 31-35, M
Well, i didnt expect a blackhole to appear in my toliet bard. Now i got no where to take a dump
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@empanadas it’s a portal
empanadas · 31-35, M
@CaptainBard a portal to oblivion apparently. Takes bathroom jokes to another realm of existence





















