I've recently learned...That dating me is like having an oatmeal raisin cookie. Then you bite into it and discover the raisins are actually chocolate chips. Then two hours later realizing it's also an edible. I'm not sure if I should take this as a compliment or not...
Do you still have that Glade jingle in your head?๐ถ Plug it in, Plug it in ๐ถ Sorry, not sorry (:
Just because the negative thoughts are loudDoes not mean they are true. Write that down and keep it handy ๐
The movie that topped the box office on your 10th birthdayIs how your 2025 is going to pan out. How's the year looking for you?
I think I'm done going to therapyWhat if she fixes me and then I'm not funny anymore? That's like the one thing I have going for me. I'm not really going to stop seeing her so no need to state the obvious (: