It has come to my attention...That some of you haven't danced in a barn. What have you been doing with your lives?! Sheesh!
Am I the only one watching espn 8 the ocho this weekend?I just watched a waiter/waitress competition and later there's a microsoft excel competition. They even had a competion of people trying to climb stairs covered in lube. I'm loving this stuffs
The universe will isolate youwhen it's trying to tell you something. Once it gets you alone, it's time to listen. The fear of loneliness will fade away and you will find peace in solitude.
Tis CT scan dayI'm either healthy but crazy... or I'm not. I think I'd be okay with this being a very convincing figment of my imagination.
What if I hugged you really tightAnd then loosened my grip slowly and then told you your blood pressure is 140/90?
How do I like my coffee?Obviously I like my coffee like I like my men. Sliding off the roof of my car.
