Douche of the day #12

Todays douche is Guy Feiri. You may know him as the douchebag who had that show about him eating food and… well that was all it was about really. First of all you’re in your fifties stop dressing like a 20 year olds New Jersey loser going out to unsuccessfully hit on young women. Also your hair is fucking radioactive and has enough product to deflect bullets and it makes me want to smack you. Your own restaurant got closed cause it sucked and only trash watched your show. I don’t understand why some people like him. He’s the prime example of douchebag though his one redeeming thing is apparently he’s involved with a small charity. But god dude you’re gonna die of clogged arteries in a year. Im not exactly the healthiest eater but eat a damn salad.