When I drive home at night and see someone at the carwash, I assume they’ve just committed a horrible crime.

Wasn't it you towing your wood chipper in there at 2 AM the other morning???

Out playing in the mud.

I work 2nd shift and drive 40 mins one way. On some nights my truck can be like....
So I run it through the car wash every so often.

It's the ones towing a shredder that concern me.

You are watching too many cop shows.

It’s why Im surprised you don’t spend more time there.

Only logical explanation.

maybe they hit a deer...

at least, that's the excuse I use.. 🤔