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I Would be OK with a Woodchipper Funeral!

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GerOttman
70-79, M
4 replies 25 views Aug 7, 2026
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AthrillatheHunt · 56-60, M
What animal or animals would you want to eat the bits and pieces ? Like spray it into a pig pen or bass pond or something like that.
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GerOttman · 70-79, M
@AthrillatheHunt I was thinking just compost me and spread me out in the tomato garden!
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AthrillatheHunt · 56-60, M
@GerOttman but then your body would be eaten by insects mostly. I’d prefer to be eaten by a predatory mammal or shark. Like have the wood chipper on the side of a boat and use me for chum .
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
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