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I think that's called the morning wood

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Barked for her pleasure ...
@NudasPriest only you can prevent forest fire ...
RebelRaven · 51-55, F
@NudasPriest ouch. 😖
@RebelRaven ... if you're brave enough.
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Oh look....its circumcised .

Nice 😌
@OogieBoogie no short cuts here 😌
Be careful walking in the woods. Don’t trip and fall.
@Sojournersoul i better tie my shoelaces
Adroneandastrain · 46-50, M
B-b-but you could probably dress it up as a Christmas tree .....;)
Adroneandastrain · 46-50, M
@OogieBoogie Make em snug!! 🫨
@Adroneandastrain i thought they were supposed to be jingly 🤔
Adroneandastrain · 46-50, M
@OogieBoogie Oh yeah that's right, I don't actually know a whole lot about balls ....;)
rayoflight · 46-50, M
The tree named Pinocchio 🤥
11knaves11 · 46-50, M
Been a couple hours but still got one
sounds about right
Picklebobble2 · 61-69, M
Think of the splinters. ouch ! 😱
MtnManJohn · 61-69, M
“Geez Woody! What a freak of nature!”
Ashly · 26-30, F
That’s a lot of wood 😳
@Ashly too much wood for me

I humbly back out lol
JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M
Crappy circumcision job
@JohnnyNoir saw was used I believe
Neoerectus · M
Looks painful... 😬
@Neoerectus honestly, yes it does
Degbeme · 70-79, M
That is dry wood. It`s split. 🫩
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Bexsy 😖
@Degbeme don't think there's an ointment for that
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Bexsy 😩
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
That looks uncomfortable
IM5688 · 70-79, M
Ouch! Someone sawed,(or bit,) off the tip!
Maybe a hungry beaver?
LOL
Mongo · M
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empanadas · 31-35, M
This used to be my profile pic until someone reported me 😂
@empanadas are you serious? Reported? Wtf lol
empanadas · 31-35, M
@Bexsy yeah 100% serious 😂

 
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