One squeaky stair will expose you every time.

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Reject · 31-35, M

I used to be so quiet naturally I would scare my family every time without meaning too. I’m still somewhat quiet, but working two years at Amazon wore down the cartilage in my right leg so now I have a very consistent popping that surely destroyed my stealth career. 😅

Ambersky · 51-55, F

Ninja traps! I knew every squeak in the house when I was a teenager. It paid off many times.

Bexsy

@Ambersky I wasn't as observant. was surprised every time

RosaMarie · 46-50, F

The squeaky stair is going to undress me!?!

FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F

Squeaky bed is worse 😲

Bexsy

@FreeSpirit1 ok, true

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

You’re more in danger from a slippery one.

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Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@Bexsy is it even possible for you to be stealthy? 🥷

Bexsy

@Captainjackass I resent that

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@Bexsy Don’t worry I’ll train you in my ways. I trained with actual ninjas so I know how to be stealthy.

RebelRaven · 51-55, F

Yes…dammit

Bexsy

@RebelRaven stairs and floorboards. ruin it every time

RebelRaven · 51-55, F

@Bexsy Yes! I insisted on screwing the entire upstairs floor but my ex hubby was too fast laying the sheets, anyway the middle bedroom upstairs has one sheet that squeaks badly and it drives me nuts.

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