Argoth the Unrelenting’s Unsurprising Victory, and other Election Night Results

In Missouri’s 10th district, with 98 percent of precincts reporting, it looks like 32-year-old Democrat Michael Walsh has lost to Zuzerath, Archmage of the Accursed Order. Walsh ran a strong campaign that leaned heavily on grassroots organizing and social media, but it’s possible voters simply didn’t think he had enough experience compared to Zuzerath’s 752 years serving as Grand Sorcerer of the Netherrealms.

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