Dirty joke of the day

A young man is in the big city for the first time, and he wants to try out out a prostitute, because he's heard they do all sorts of things he has never heard of.

He manages to go out and find a prostitute, and they go to a hotel room.

"So, what do you want to do?" she asks him.

"Well, I don't know much about this. What's something unusual people like?"

"A lot of guys like doing 69."

He agrees, and they get down to it.

Now, this young woman had happened to have Mexican for dinner that night, and as the two of them were starting to do their thing, she accidentally farted, couldn't hold it back.

'Oh, I'm so sorry!" she says.

The guy says it's fine, and they go back to it.

A few minutes later, another fart bubbles up and out of her.

"Oh, I'm so sorry!" she says.

The guy says it's fine, and they go back to it.

A few minutes later, another fart shoots out of her, no matter how hard she tries to stop it. The guy gets up, puts on his clothes and puts out the money on the dresser for her.

"Wait," the woman says. "You've still got another 45 minutes."

"That's OK," the guy says. "I don't think I can take another 66 of those."