Anybody else tired of today’s appliances?

It’s a pain in the ass when your life revolves around appliances. On one hand every new appliance seems to be a polished turd that I don’t want to associate with. On the other hand, I make really good money because so many appliances break every day. Maybe I should try manufacturing my own brand of appliances that actually work but I’m sure one of the big guys will “take care of me” if I step on their toes 🤣