I burrito’d myself into this blanket so perfectly that I physically cannot get out

And now need to go to the bathroom.

Cannot move.

If a spider enters this blanket, I accept my fate. We're roommates now.

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Reject · 31-35, M

Alright, I get it. You could have just invited me over you know.

Bexsy

@Reject will remember next time

Reject · 31-35, M

@Bexsy I’m just happy you’re taking a load off after your work week! Bexsy blanket burritos sound really nice.

Bexsy

@Reject is very cozy

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Who are you trying to kid. If a spider even shows up that blanket will be shredded.

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

GO TO SLEEP

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@Bexsy *hits you with frying pan*

Bexsy

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@Bexsy *uses crazy purple knockout gas* GO TO SLEEP

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