Going to jail in a couple of hours?

Sleep

Read this book, quickly!

Do a runner lol 😂

If there's a warrant for my arrest, I'm "going out on my own terms."

No Johnny Law's gonna throw me in the hoosegow!

Besides, I'd rather die a free man, than live the rest of my days as a prisoner.

And if suicidatin's the only way for me to make sure I don't do time in a jail cell, then so be it!

bring a good book to read

Why? Lol

Lube and stretch. A carrot will work if you have nothing else, or a screwdriver handle.
Could probably shave a few things too.

What are they busting you for

4 hours? They're giving you time to get out of town!

Oh still going I see. What is it, about 15 years you've been saying this? 😂

How long are you going away for?

hide the body?

Did they not turn up the other week when they were coming to put you in jail?

Again??? Time you turned over a new leaf, mister!!!

Stash a flip phone in your “prison pocket”

Run