Three nuns die in a car crash

and go up to the pearly gates and St. Peter.

"Hold on, girls," St. Peter says. "Before I let you in, you have to answer a few questions."

He looks at the first sister. "What did you do at the convent, sister?"

The first sister answers, "I was just a novice, St. Peter."

"OK, an easy question for you, then. What did Adam and Eve wear in the Garden of Eden?"

"They wore fig leaves, St. Peter."

"Right you are, sister. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven." And she passes through the pearly gates.

He looks at the second sister. "What did you do at the convent, sister?"

The second sister answers, "I was the convent cook, St. Peter."

"OK, a medium question for you, then. What fruit did Eve offer Adam in the Garden of Eden?"

"Eve offered Adam an apple, St. Peter."

"Right you are, sister. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven." And she passes through the pearly gates.

He looks at the third sister. "What did you do at the convent, sister?

The third sister answers, "I was the mother superior, St. Peter."

"OK, a difficult question for you, then. What did Eve say when she saw Adam running up to her for the first time?"

The third sister replies, "Oh, my. That is a hard one, St. Peter."

"Right you are, sister. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven."