When I woke up today

I felt like getting a Nobel. Why shouldn’t I get it? I’ve always wanted it. I want you to nominate me. If you don’t, I’ll unleash my ire at you in a LONG MIDNIGHT POST. Even worse my lean and mean forces will come after you. Cause you know I’ve sent all the fat ones to flip burgers at McDonald’s. They have nice golden arches don’t they? I want those too.