Not even God wanted conservatives last Wed or this Wed I don't remember what day the rapture was supposed to be on

I kinda just feel like repubs have nothing to offer so I dunno why they're so paranoid about leftists. It's cute that most think they're so special as to develop elaborate persecution fantasies because they want to feel like the main character.

Like no one cares if you're the final girl at the end of the movie so spare me 🫡

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MoveAlong · 70-79, M

The rapture actually did occur. There were just so few true Christians that no one noticed. Maybe 10-12 missing persons reports have been filed. And a few dozen other people wonder where grandma or grandpa went.

That's about it.

HoeBag · 46-50, F

@MoveAlong

The rapture actually did occur. There were just so few true Christians that no one noticed.

You know, that actually could be true. 😬
I noticed Joel Osteen is still here. ANYways...

But on the second part -

And a few dozen other people wonder where grandma or grandpa went.

Did they escape the Alzheimer's ward again?