Have a knot. Hopefully doesn't bruise. Smack in middle my forehead.

Rushing to put my makeup on. Dropped my blush brush, bent to pick it up. Must've forgotten my sink is RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!

Nice job me. Really, I mean that.

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exexec · 70-79, C

The mantle over our fireplace attacked me last week. I think there is a revolt going on among common household items.