I have random thoughts

So I’ve been told

Take up running

Better find a small nail. Maybe a thumbtack?

I didn't know that no.
I guess I'll cross out crucifixion from my options.
No sir. No nail thru the dick for me.

Apparently they already have a device for getting people off that way. Also would that be a weird as hell stigmata.

Might be some these weirdos fetish though