I’ve had enough sun to qualify being a houseplant left on a windowsill too long

I think you are root bound. You need your soil toiled real good! 😉

Did you wear sunscreen?

Ice cream diffently

Well, I could tie you up by the window or in a warm bath, you know if either of those are your kink 🤪

Definitely ice cream 🍦 That helps everything. 🙂🙂🙂