I'd make a really poor MMA fighter come to think of it.

I know it's not MMA but I remember back in middle school the boys gym class had a special wrestling unit we all were made to do. At the end of the unit there was a tournament we put on in front of the entire school. My wrestling name was Demolition Dan and needless to say I failed to live up to that namesake. I got wrecked and didn't make it far at all. Historically and to this day I have always been a string bean who lacks muscles. Having the whole school watch you get your ass kicked was pretty embarrassing. Now translate that failure onto a grander scale and it would be global humiliation. They'd make me go up against these big old monsters and one punch would send me into hyperspace. Knowing me I would most likely cry and limp out of the ring tail tucked between my legs.