So, the wife threw tubes of caulk at me this weekend.

Gotta love messy fights. My first big fight with my ex husband there was peanut butter and glass all over the kitchen.

The thing was that the thing that set off this latest tantrum is that I did not slam down the clipboard in my hand on the table.

I swear to Jebuz H. Kryst almighty on a stick, sometimes it's like living with my dad.

Be thankful she didn’t find your nail gun.

Better than grenades or flaming juggling batons...!