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When the police find my body naked and covered in chocolate

please tell them it was from a wildly kinky one night stand and not that I tripped over my dog on the way to bed with snacks
Bexsy
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Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Whats wrong with snacks? Nothing to be embarrassed about.
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Bexsy
@Captainjackass thanks for reality check
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Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@Bexsy make sure you don’t leave any in bed and smush them.
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
Lock the door.
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Bexsy
@Degbeme dammit

*getting back up
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
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come2gether · 46-50, M
As long as they don't find my dna
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Justafantasy · M
Choking on Reese's pieces doesn't sound nearly as interesting
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